Globin: One of Us

You were warned.

Gayto

Introducing a new way to use the kinect to help alcoholics get more alcohol, using the kinect. We will integrate the e-community using the remarkable technological aspects of the kinect for promoting workplace wellbeing, synergy and alcoholictude. Did you know that the kinect has sold 300 billion units in the pace 3 hours, making it the fastest selling computer consumer electronic device ever produced by a bipedal humanoid species. (Fuckin' Toads)

Gayto (pronounced Gay-toe) transforms the Kinect into a platform that enables people to access live drinking, drinking, and drinking coaching from their drinking rooms by connecting them with real drinkers, drinkers, drinkers, and cars. This gives people a alcoholics learning experience and a way to get alcohol from their living rooms, while also letting each individual in the group maintain their privacy and anonymity.

The Founders:

Daniel "Magic-Hands" Gooooooolden:

Has attended Arisona Liberyal Arts OOOniversity for 7 years majoring in undeclared. He has taken a grand total of 4 courses, one of which was not online. He is currently living in New York City? His life aspirations include: carpenter, train driver, astronaut, and batman.

Website:

http://www.whitehouse.gov

Jasper "Spidermonkey" Johanesburger with cheese (McRib):

is currently living in a box. Has no college experience and dropped out of school in first grade after "The Cat in the Hat" proved too challenging. He is avid drinker of moonshine when he can get it.

Website

http://www.timecube.com

Ned:

HEEEEEEEEEE' NEEEEEEED

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yoono sucks.

heres why:

heres the deal:

yeah:

1. yoono is incredibly ghey.

2.its also gay.

3.i dont know anything about it but i do know that its 100% all natural organically grown homosexuality.

4.yeah.

New Auto-Biography

Dear Loyal Readers Consumers,

It gives us great displeasure pleasure to inform you that Jasper "McGinney O'Reilly" Johannesburg will be publishing his latest crapamobile auto-biography entitled: "I Can Only Pee Through A Tube: The Latest Musings of Jasper "Oopsy Daisy" Johnson." We hope that you will enjoy his latest masterpiece brainless rant.

-MGMT (pronounced: Muh-Guh-Meh-Teh)

Mission to Darvagia III

Captain's Log, Stardate 2011.49.
On route to the planet Darvagia III where we are to take a load of medical supplies, our ship has picked up a distress signal coming from a previously unidentified planet. Based off of scans, the planet seems to have a mantle comprised primarily of Magnesium with 3 small seas with water in them. I, with an away team will beam down and investigate the source of this signal. Though there seem to be no signs of a larger civilization we would be prudent to keep our wits about us. Solving this quickly is of the utmost, as Darvagia is still 3 day's travel away.

Public Advisory #2

ATTENTION CITIZENS:
BE AWARE THAT T. REX TERRY, ALSO KNOWN AS "DANIELLE", IS A HUGE TROLL.



BE ADVISED THAT HE WILL TRY TO TAKE YOUR GOLD, AND PROBABLY HAS FUNGUS GROWING ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK.

THAT IS ALL.

I spent Valentines Day in a Courtroom

That's right fuckers.